If you don’t watch the entire intro every time Snake Eater boots up you’re not a real gamer
that implies i turned snake eater off.
Rx-0 Unicorn Gundam. Watercolor illustration
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I once had a really scary nightmare I was being stalked and in it my dad came out to confront the thug, but my dads getting pretty old so he was being beaten up by this guy
And in a panicked haze my mind must’ve just been like ‘quick who’s someone you trust but is also super strong’
So then Wario just appears from behind a bush and beats the crap out of this guy.
And I think the best bit is stuff in dreams never seems weird so I was just watching it like ‘oh cool Wario saved my father, he’s such a good friend to the family’
basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.
if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out.
unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.
These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all
you fucking degenerates: it was an accident!!!!!! it just slipped out!!!!!!! he forgot he was live!!!!!!! IT WAS A HEATED GAMING MOMENT!!!!!!!!
me: thinks about vinny from vinesauce, someone who exclusively does livestreams, someone who has had plenty of Heated Gaming Moments and once got so enraged at continuously losing at mario kart that he literally threw up, but has still never accidentally said a fucking racial slur
me:
